First issue of the Melbourne 417 that nobody is going to read, if you are we’ll all give you a big kiss x

The Headlines

• Lock up your gorillas, Mr Newbould is still out and about after his ‘very silly’ mistake.

• Heads up, Uber drivers are going on strike.

• New month means new food and drink spots. Urban list have done us all a solid and rounded them up here.

Where to Eat and Drink

Wide Open Coffee is a classic Brunswick coffee spot; good looking staff, one too many op shop loving bookworms and tasty but slightly overpriced food.

The 417 pick: Any coffee it’s all delish.

Where to Live

New housemate wanted to babysit Auggie the quite cute but lazy whippet in Northcote. $1009 gets you a north facing room and a wardrobe.

Where to Work

Tis’ the season for Xmas casuals! This listing at Myer has options for being customer facing or in the warehouse if you don’t fancy interacting with people, something for all the family.

Where to Go

How all Monday nights should be spent; coming last in The Camberwell Palace Hotel pub quiz.